Not stalking as such...
I guess it's not really stalking but more 'detective' work... although it does link in with some stalking.

Give me a missed call on my mobile from any land line, and I will be able to find out almost to the street name, where it came from. Comes in handy if the missed call doesn't leave a message and you can pretty much figure out where it is, and therefore who made the call. Now who sounds like the stalker?!

Now, several years ago I had a friend (who is still my best friend) who had a crazy nutbag of a girlfriend from some lovely charming place up north, somewhere. She had an accent. It was annoying. Anyway. She decided I must be getting down to business with my friend. Not true. Cue her obtaining my mobile number from his mobile and calling me accusing all sorts of mad things, blah blah. I'd never even met the mad tit. Anyway, from analysing the said friends whereabouts and future travellings from when we had met up, I managed to work out roughly where this psycho lived and worked. I never asked to check. I didn't care. I hate this bitch.
Then for roughly 6 months after the mad bint called me on my mobile infront of my current boyfriend at the time, causing my boyfriend to believe I must be shagging my friend, and therefore we broke up, but that's another story.... I'd get a call every single day from a land line number, which I traced to this same area as crazynutbag lived and worked, from some northern tit claiming I'd stolen her phone. It went exactly like this:
"Hello?"
*dumbest slowest retardedest northern accent ever* "You've got my phone."
"Sorry, I think you have the wrong number"
"No. You've got my phone."
"No, I'm sorry, but this is my phone and has been for several years. I think you have the wrong number."
"No... you've got my phone."
Over time escalating to "This is my fucking phone, not yours, why would I have your phone, leave me alone you psycho!"
...Now, I know I can't prove it was her but it sure as hell sounded like her, and from the same area where you don't really expect to find many people with accents like that? Hmm...

For the record, the phone is and was mine. Same phone for about 3 years. Same number for about 5 years. No idea what got it into her head that it was her's.

So. Stalker, me or her? Mad psycho? Her. Moral of the story... don't date psychos and don't make friends with people who are dating them. It will backfire in the most bizare ways.

Length? Not as long as one can only hope she will be locked away for...
( Bathory, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 22:46, Reply)