Joop?
I went tenpin bowling with some workmates last night and was queuing up to buy a round of drinks. The guy behind me in the queue - total stranger - taps me on the shoulder and asks "Is that Joop you're wearing?"
"Umm, yeah" I replied.
Got to the front of the queue and was a couple of bucks short for the drinks, so I went back to where my wife was to get the money.
Got back to the bar and the bartender says "It's alright, the guy behind you in the queue paid the couple of bucks".
Nice one I thought, until the bartender says "Here's the guys phone number - he asked me to give it to you."
Every time I went for a piss he's suddenly there next to me and then follows our group over to the nearby tavern after bowling.
Not really heavy duty stalking I know and quite frankly I'm flattered that anyone would show an interest in a 40 something year old less than average looking guy like me - but what I really want to know is Joop some kind of secret gay signal or something?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 3:31, 3 replies)

I bloody hope not.
Christmas Present and all.
(DeadEvan, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 5:47, closed)

joop.
how much gayer could it possibly be? i mean, joop!!! for goodness sake. ROFL!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 12:31, closed)

Joops advertising tagline...
Did you not see the advert?

"Joop. For when you shoot the gloop in the poop."

It was a bit of a giveaway to be honest, I'm surprised you missed it.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 21:51, closed)