Man Meets Girl
Man marries girl, buys house with/for girl, has 2 children with girl, spends 16 years with girl, gets bored, kicks girl+kids out of house, sells house, sells girls life insurance (despite the fact that girl has breast cancer), buys new house 100 odd miles away, leaves girl+ kids with nothing and goes on holiday for a month while new house under construction.

Girl obsesses over man, goes slightly insane, has breasts removed (on account of the cancer) and descends into deep depression. Kids have to change to crappy state school, grades suffer, kids start to disappear for days at a time and are frequently discovered unconscious in fields with empty vodka bottles.

Construction of new house completed. Girl+kids moves in (!?!), girl changes entire decorating plan and pretends nothing ever happened.

Man arrives at new home, discovers girl, charges of assault and GBH ensue and man winds up in jail.

And they all lived happily ever after… no, wait--
(ShitBitch, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 9:48, 3 replies)

Woo
For short sentences
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:14, closed)

Happy ending!
Sounds like you earned that house to me!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:03, closed)

was his
go girl go
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 1:56, closed)