Margerita the mad Russian
I am sitting home now and reading this question of the week that brings back the dark memories that manifest into the nightmare of Margerita.

Twas at me mate "wild eyed" Woodies 27th birthday i cast eyes upon and pulled the marvellous Margerita.

She was a vision of Russian beauty and we had a wild time from sipping red wine on the beach under the stars to dancing in the moonlight and kissing each other madly.

After the forth day things started to get weird, Margerita would talk for hours to her cat called james who i found out she thought was her dead husband, asking it for advice on her new love i.e me.

Next freak out for me was the fact anytime i tried to leave her flat either to go to work or the shop it would cause her to freak out and spew more bile than the girl from the exorcist.

I did the only thing a gentleman would do, i legged it.

I decided to stay at my parents for a couple of days to lick my wounds and somehow she found out where i was, whether she followed me or checked the electoral roll i do not know but suddenly flowers and chocolates were hanging from various external door handles and i was scared.

A few friends of mine in Spain talked me into going over there and i jumped at the chance, the thing is i was followed to the airport and the mad Russian caused a major scene involving armed police and her screaming i was the re-incarnation of her dead husband.

I spent weeks thinking i was going to wake up with her standing over me with a kitchen knife.

One thing i always thought was a female stalker would be sexy.

Believe me it is freaky.


Bunny boiled? I was eating rabbit stew for a year.
( Trollman, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:54, 4 replies)

....
unless you were born almost a year after he died, that would be a neat trick for you to be the re-incarnation of her dead husband.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 0:39, closed)

Definately
I agree but with mad fuckers
as you will agree they are
not always rational in thought,
if i had time to sit down and
debate her lack of logic
in most things she said
i would have done.

:-)
( Trollman, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:43, closed)

Hmmmm....
Reincarnated husband is definitely a warning sign.
A Man has *died* in order to escape her.
...But still sexy.
Freaky you say? Freakily Sexy.
Ok, Probably not.
(DeadEvan, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:00, closed)

I would have
said it was sexy ten years ago but when it happened i was actually scared for my life, hell hath no fury and all that.
( Trollman, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:34, closed)