College + Ex girlfriend
Being a college student has its usual laughs, stupidity and when you hit 18, the booze starts to flow faster than piss.

All was going fine, until the day my ex just appeared out of the blue, as if magic so to speak, so i go over and say hello, offered her a drink (on a friends only level) and after a chat, we called it a night and went our seperate ways (this, my B3tans, is where it began).

2.00 in the morning, she texted me, asking all levels of silly questions, and she even went as far, as to get back with me, which i declined in a nice way, but she wouldn't have any of it, oh no siree, the usual texts would be "Why don't you want to get back with me" and "I really like you", it gotten too far when she started turning up at my house un-expectedly.

Eventually i did the evil thing, and got her mate involved to feign a "home emergency" act, it worked, and within the hour she had gone, and wasn't seen anymore, much to my (and my mates) relife.



Length, longer than Austin Powers.
(Looneytwuns, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:22, Reply)