Good to see your literacy hasn't deserted you
When I was at University I was what is known as a Senior Resident. This meant that I had responsibility for the welfare of 134 first year students and was supposed to look after them; if they were homesick, lost their keys, needed referring to a university body for help, that sort of thing.

What I actually did was use this as a front for selling cannabis and ecstasy (and other substances to make the evening sparkle).

Students in their first year are a captive market with loads of cash and being a Uni employee affords a certain amount of protection from the law.

Does that satisfy you?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:25, Reply)