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Tell us about the funniest/most appalling/most peculiar thing you've seen in the street.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 9:00)
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WoodyCirca 1991, in Peterborough, there was a bloke who'd walk up and down Searjeant Street. He was short, bald, middle aged, wore NHS spectacles and a school uniform.
According to legend, as a kid he'd managed to gas himself in the school chemistry lab, and would regularly re-live the experience.
All the Paki kids would follow him around and shoot "Woody!" at him, until he'd loose his temper and shout "MY NAME IS NOT WOODY! IT'S RICHARD!"
(, Mon 13 Jul 2015, 20:22, 5 replies)
We don't say "Paki" any more, Grandad(, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 9:01, closed)
edgy casual racism is big and clever(, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 9:04, closed)
Poor mcbeef.Still, he can take some comfort from your racial slur.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 9:13,
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