Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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In pub garden:Old guy (just arrived): Right, I'll have a pint of Fosters. topped with lime, right?
Old girl: (taken aback a bit, perhaps they'd just met) Er, oh, er (bit flummoxed).
Old guy: And while you're at it, (motioning to table) you might as well take a couple of those glasses back with you.
Old girl: Isn't that the man's job?
Old guy: Don't worry about that, the barman'll pick up the glasses in a bit.
Old girl: No, isn't buying the drinks the man's job?
Old guy: Er, umm, I'm looking after the dog (motions to dog)
(, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:52, Reply)
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