Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Pretend to be FrenchNext time you're trying to impress a couple of up for it Essex girls in a nasty disco in 1987, pretend to be French. With any luck, the girls will start to talkaboutyouveryfastindeedbecause thenyoucan'tunderstandwhatthey'resaying. Then you'll hear little nuggets like "Are you going to let him bang you?"
Then enjoy the full glass of Cinzano Bianco that's thrown over you when you finally admit your dastardly jape.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 0:14, Reply)
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