Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Bleached wine.While out for a nice romantic meal with my husband my attention was distracted somewhat by the loudmouthed bunch of tossers at the next table, one of whom I overheard saying 'I don't want to drink white wine, it's so artificial. Do you know how many chemicals they have to put in it to make it go white?'
I told my husband (who sells wine for a living) what it was that was diverting my attention away from him. He pissed himself laughing and said 'What, like Domestos?'
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 9:45, Reply)
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