Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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(As all of my posts seem to begin these days. . . )I work for a sex shop. My office overlooks the street, and we normally have the windows open, so we tend to hear the comments people make as they either walk past or come into/leave the shop. Some of the better ones:
Man to woman: "C'mon, we don't need to go in there."
Woman to man: "I've told you BEFORE! I need a bigger one!"
Female (prudish) voice: "I hope they haven't got any of that smut in there. . . "
(NB There is a massive flashing sign outside the shop that says "LARGEST ADULT VIDEO/DVD SELECTION IN THE UK")
and finally my personal favourite. . .
Man in slightly deranged tone: "I NEED some porn!"
The mind boggles.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 13:05, Reply)
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