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Are you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.

(, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Phonecall
Mate: "Hello, House of The Rising Sun..."

Other end: "Hello, HMS Belfast..."

Mate: "Hello, is it me you're looking for..."

Other end: "We haven't got any goodbye."

Mate: "The number you have dialed has not been recognised, please replace the handset and try again..."

Other end: "WHAT?!!??!"

Mate: "Hello, Hitler's Bunker..."

Other end: "Hello Kentucky Fried Criminals..."

Mate: "Hello, Forced Labour Camp..."

- A series of opening lines a few months back when my mate picked up the departmental phone on speakerphone at work. We are Network Technicians in an FE college - and occasioanlly get bored with some of the inane phonecalls we get...
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 14:27, Reply)

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