Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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No way backFriends of friends were in a restaurant with their three-year-old daughter when the wee one suddenly pipes up apropos nothing "Mummy, I love your fanny. Daddy, I love your willy."
Cue sharp intakes of breath all round and hard stares from the other diners. The parents were so stunned that they couldn't think of anything to say to laugh it off as innocent child-babble (which it was).
I believe they may have emigrated. I would have...
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 16:15,
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