Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Overheard on a ferry boat in the BahamasTwo corpulent Americans are burbling away to each other. One has obviously just disembarked from the garish Disney cruise ship anchored nearby. He is enthusing about how the cruise is made more enjoyable by having Disney characters mingling with the ship's passengers etc. Cue the following dialogue:
Corpulent American #1: They also did a production of "The Lion King."
Corpulent American #2: Did that have real lions?
Corpulent American #1: Err...no.
This summed up a glorious mental image of the sort of people who go on Disney cruises fleeing in claustrophobic ship-bound terror from a ferocious rampaging carnivore. Made the journey pass....
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drdavej, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 17:09,
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