Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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The Innocence of HumanityOnly today i over heard a group of 12 yr old girls chatting away about some guy as i passed. I did hear much, but it went like this:
A: I like him, but i know *random girl* likes him too, and i couldnt do that to her.
B: Who cares, shes ugly... *the rest inaudible*
How kind
Also i was bag packing at the Bridge of Dee Asda in Aberdeen last December, and i would guess that the average shopper there earns a considerable ammount less than thos at the much nicer Sainsburys over the road. Anyway, being near Christmas, we all wore tacky Christmasy things, and one of the girls came in a rather revealing santa suit style short skirt (try saying that 3 times quickly). As she walked passed i heard some old guy in the til next to me say "Cor, wouldnt mind her coming down my chimney!" Barely controlled my luaghter after that. Double meaning there perhaps? Hmm.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 17:15, Reply)
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