Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Overheard in the pub toiletsOnce whilst in the toilets at my local, I was minding my own business relieving myself after a few pints. Standing at the urinals were two men, must have been late 60s or so, both with quite rural accents. One says to the other;
"Bin a lotta trouble roun' 'ere lately"
"Yup"
"Need to sort out them 'ooligans"
"Yup"
"They ought to cut 'em up and throw 'em in the canal"
"Yup"
"Only they'd get caught in the weir"
"Yup"
At this point I hurried out, hoping they wouldn't mistake me for a hooligan.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:24, Reply)
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