
Are you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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heard a msg from a nice sounding young girl as follows.
'Hi [blokey] how are you? - you sexy motherfucka! You fucking sexy bastard!, you unfucking-believable, sexy, fucking, mutherfucka! I can't believe last night! It was incredible! You dirty fucker?!! Can I see you again? C'mon phone me, I can't wait, I'm going to etc etc, etc'
She left 3 more V. similar messages and then the calls stopped. For a brief moment I remembered what it felt like to be young and fit and not have a care in the world. Sadly, I suspect she was only phoning my ex-dir. number 'cos blokey didn't feel the same way.....
Apologies for lack of mirth.
( , Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:31, Reply)
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