Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Cow orkersA few months ago I was unfortunate enough to be temping in an office with some serious contenders for the "Most Deserving of Permanent Sterilization" awards.
There were many conversational gems to be heard, whether you wanted to or not - at times I'm sure they must have heard the noise from my grinding teeth.
The best exchange, in my opinion, went like this:
Fucktard 1:
"So, Rastafarians, right. Are they vegetarians?"
'tard 2:
"Urr, yeh - I fink so."
'tard 1 again:
"So how come they're allowed to smoke weed?".
Cheers. Incidentally, UK residents will be pleased to know that some of your taxes pay their wages.
As is traditional, apologies for the length.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 14:00, Reply)
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