Frodo
Seriously.
Sam would have been a lot better off it he'd just bumped him and got on with the job.
EVERY time a Nazgul, an ork, or some random forest creature (like, perhaps a Hedgehog. Mmm, yes.) passed by he'd get up, show himself to the enemy, then faint or put that bloody ring on.
I mean, come on! Fucking liability. People have been shot for less than what that twat did.
Sam should have booted him in bollocks, quietly smiled to himself and pushed the curled up figure of Frodo into that volcano.

And breathe....
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:41, 5 replies)

AND he got early retirement.
Last I heard he had a bloody house in the Undying Lands. It's a disgrace, I tell ya.
( Pretender, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, closed)

See! See!
Does he deserve it?! Does he fuck!
Really gets my goat.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:49, closed)

sam is the real hero
/would kill rosie cotton if she had the chance
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:27, closed)

I'm totally with you on this one.
Sam keeps it together throughout the whole silly business, I mean, the lad is a real trooper.
Rosie Cotton looks like she's rolled in the hay a few too many times.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:07, closed)

she's definitely a hobbit harlot
not good enough for the delicious Sam
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:56, closed)