Ditzy rather than stupid
But she did once get a daiquiri on a night out, and, finding that because it was quite thick and wouldn't suck through the straw easily, she decided to 'loosen it up' by blowing in it really hard, causing a daiquiri explosion over her face.

Unrelated to work, directly, but she also tried to dry her hamster in the microwave.

And her best mate (who's a schoolteacher) thought the World was exactly 2011 years old.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:59, 5 replies)

By "tried" to dry her hamster
Please tell me she "tried" up until someone noticed her trying to pry it out of the cage, right? And not she "tried" until it exploded or something.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:02, closed)

Her mum stopped her
it survived for years afterward, but lost a lot of its fur
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:08, closed)

:(
I bet it never looked at a roundabout the same way, either.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:10, closed)

Ditzy
It's like stupid, but for attractive women.
( .Yeti., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:04, closed)

Yep
Very, very attractive
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:07, closed)