I like the stupids.
My favourite work place dope is this bloke. There’s hardly a day goes by when I don’t wish he was still my boss.

www.b3ta.com/questions/buzzwords/post688991

The most recent was a guy who arrived at work with a killer hangover. He soldiered on for the morning, then took himself off to the un-used parcel packing room for a crafty lunch time kip. He laid out a huge sheet of bubble wrap and rolled himself up into a massive sausage and fell asleep, and act of near genius.

The ‘near’ part of the genius being that he over-heated and further dehydrated himself to the point where he was found later in the afternoon in semi delirium and had to be carted off to the hospital. It’s now de rigueur to sneak up behind him and pop bubble wrap.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:24, 1 reply)

i completely understand why he did it
He must have been so pleased with himself before he passed out. Between the stink of stale booze, body odour and the rivers of sweat he must have been the worlds most repulsive sausage roll.
(OTT, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:25, closed)