Stupid ColleaguesGodwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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One of my workmates has rather a vague (but kind of endearing, really) grasp on English idiom and vernacular. His gems include:
"That guy's not the brightest button on the penny"
"Oh yes, the company's new vans are much faster. They shit like a shovel."
And, in reponse to someone who he wasn't sure was joking or not:
"Are you taking the giraffe?"
My other colleagues and I so look forward to his verbal creations that we almost forgive him for being fucking useless at his job. Almost.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:57, 2 replies)
have a clickfor "shit like a shovel"
lol
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:35, closed)
I quite like......"taking the giraffe".
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:40, closed)
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