Poo
When entering the men's loo's at my office, I noticed a rather, more-than-normal, stink. I opened the door to enter a cubicle and when closing it noticed a Rolo sized lump of poo stuck about 6 inches up on the back of the door. Gross.

I went back into my office and got a colleague whom I knew would laugh as much as me, to come and see what I'd found, I was right, he laughed his head off (immature boys tsk tsk) and not being entirely subtle, went back in the office and declared to all the staff "Some dirty fucker has shit on the door!" At which point another colleague of ours stood up and said "Oops I think that was me" and shuffled out, red-cheeked, to clear it up.

We still don't have any idea what he could have possibly been doing for that to happen or why the hell he admitted it at all. Weird man. The trouble is I've noticed this has happened more than once.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)