Stupid ColleaguesGodwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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You sound like a rigth smug cuntIts nice when it works out - well done mate :)
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Smug?I suppose I am at the minute. Makes a change.
But you do what I'd love to do just don't have the bottle. Stand-up. I have a pathological fear of public speaking. Even now, when I have to do it at least once a month, I shit myself. No matter how well prepared I am, once I actually have to stand up to speak, my brain goes into overdrive and the only things going through my mind is SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! Once I start I'm OK, but it's that horrible moment between standing up and starting to talk that I think I'm going to die.
I sweat like Peter Andre on Mastermind.....
Stand-up comedians? Balls or breasts of steel.....
Cheers
I've done it once
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:01,
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