oh dear.
i don't know if i can ever get over this terrible internet bullying.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:17, 1 reply)

Here's A Tip.
Try using your own words. Not cut'n'paste stock responses from you betters on /talk (which is pretty much everyone).

You'll get far more respect if you can actually come up with you own insults rather than just parroting what you see other people write.

Hope this helps. I live to please.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:22, closed)

i have no idea what is informing your generalisations.
but thank you for The Tip. it will be helpful to me in my lifelong ambition to ensure that a bunch of faceless strangers on the internet respect me.

cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:24, closed)

zing

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:27, closed)

good luck with that
have you considered installing a respect/don't respect vote-chart on your profile, so you know whether or not you're succeeding?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:34, closed)

oh man, i hadn't even THOUGHT of that.
i'll get on that right away.

cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:35, closed)

see, us QOTWers are full of good ideas...
we're not all sweaty fantasists
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:36, closed)

yes you are. of course you are. all of you.
just like everyone on /talk is a gurning simpleton who throws words at the internet like chimps fling poo. these are the facts and they Must Not Be Disputed.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:41, closed)

Not true. I've seen chimps fling poo with style and panache.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:44, closed)

oh, don't YOU start.
i've got enough to worry about, what with people not respecting me on the internet, and that.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:49, closed)

Did Destiny's Child's 'Independent Women' teach us nothing? Shame. Shame on us all.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)

It taught us that Beyonce depends on meat
"I de-pend on meat"
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:57, closed)

This is true
now send me an ASCII picture of your tits so I can wank myself frigid.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:44, closed)

check your gaz, faceless internet person who i require validation from because i am a girl on the internet.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:48, closed)

And....

my work here is done.....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)

oh dear.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:57, closed)

oh yeah baby, digging the validation action
lovely job.

I liked it enormously... more, please
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 12:58, closed)

can you give me five minutes?
only i'm working on my Validationometer and i'm having trouble working out where pandering sits in the matrix. i don't want to skew the results.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:06, closed)

well, first you'll have to find someone to get the pandatron out, and go from there.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:10, closed)