What an idotic twat
I once worked with a fat twat that was so dumb and full of shit his colleagues at the previous software studio had made a website dedicated to the stupid shit he would say: "It looks like a pigs den in here" "Who rattled your bananas?" Nick: "Mr X you are homophobic."
Mr X: "No I'm not Gay."

I believe this may have made the b3ta site many years ago but it still amuses me especially as the daft cunt got fired from our studio (he was fucking shit)!
www.hanleyisms.com/
(markthatiscalledmark, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:59, 4 replies)

A bit like bullying then

( rofl harris, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:00, closed)

kinda
but also kinda like justice as a few complaints were made about his homophobic statements and several members of staff didnt like that he thought people with cancer deserved it.
(markthatiscalledmark, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:06, closed)

He sounds like a good Tory.
Typical liberal pinkos, how dare they fire him for his political leanings. Is this England we're living in or Soviet Russia?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:58, closed)

I got as far as
"Did you wake up on the wrong side of bed? (He meant get out of)"

Which in fact was the first one. Then gave up.

This is the text equivalent of those fucking idiots who think it necessary to put a big red circle round whatever SPANGINGLY obvious part of a photo we're supposed to be looking at.

If I needed it explained, I wouldn't have got it anyway.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, closed)

if you are going to slag someone off for being thick
you should at least get the subject line of your post right.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:47, closed)

Fixed ;)
I too have dumbass moments, mostly when tired and bored on a Friday
(markthatiscalledmark, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:49, closed)