I had a friend come to visit from overseas some years ago. He had a long flight and of course as soon as he landed we took him out on the lash. He ended up looking ashen and spewing everywhere before passing out. The next morning he vowed and declared that it wasn't the alcohol that caused the problem. Instead he was convinced he had suffered from culture shock.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:18, 18 replies)

Then did you call him a weak little boy and get really upset about it forever?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:54, closed)

No, you and I have never met.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:27, closed)

Horrible bullying of the background noise.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:30, closed)

Oh hi WLB.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:45, closed)

Hi puppydog

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:56, closed)

Haha. Now a screenie of your messages please WLB. No? Didnt think so. Fail again. Good try though.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:00, closed)

I can upload the entire conversation if you like?
I particularly liked the one you sent at 2am when you couldn't sleep for worrying about me. And the one where you were so embarrassed about your behaviour that you claimed to be the spoof account of a regular just pretending to be thick for a laugh.

edit: justpaste.it/96v
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:01, closed)

Youre a fool arent you...you havent worked it out yet.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:02, closed)

Keep going, big man.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:03, closed)

You posted our entire conversation? Hahaha. Oh wow, thats wonderful! You self destructive try hard. Not only have you wasted time on something no one cares about, but youve shown very poor form in doing so. And the best part is that you've proven how far under your skin I have got. Upset much?

Win. Lovely win. Happy times for me. Thanks for playing WLB. Hahahaha.

Refuckingsult!
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25, closed)

ctrl-c ctrl-v 'click'
That's why it's called "justpaste.it"

If you think those gazzes make you look like a winner then I'm very happy for you. Make yourself a badge.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:32, closed)

Love how I've been away for 4 hours and yet you're there the moment I post... really have upset you havent I.

Haha. WLB, you are a treat. You really are.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:35, closed)

Says the person who sent me love letters all night and dedicated his profile to me.
You love me, big man. Give us a kiss.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:36, closed)

Oh boy, you're a dense one arent you. THINK ABOUT IT CHILD. (edit - this doesnt make much sense now because yet again WLB has been caught out and so has made a ninja edit to remove the evidence of his dumbfuckness).

Anyway, my work here is almost done. Almost. I said I'd only leave my sig (and by extension your lovely badge in my profile) like that for 48 hours hours or so. I'm not a total prick.

I'd have happily left it as a private and temporary row - I only wanted to upset your weekend because you were being a dick. But you've made it public and permanent. That was your choice. Its a shame because there is no doubt you've come off looking a bit silly. As you made that decision I think its only fair I have the opportunity to leave a little souvenir for anyone who wants a copy:
i.imgur.com/HWHku.png

For me though, I'll log out of my joke account now and leave you wondering... after my one last trick...

See you WLB. Hahahahaha
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:50, closed)

The joke account that you've been using for over two years and posted over a hundred semi-literate messages from?
Righto.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:53, closed)

er... guys?
That conversation doesn't really cover either of you in glory. A succession of mildly insulting posts, each basically saying "yeah? well I care about you even LESS! No! YOU'RE more immature!" makes for very dull reading.

Of course, I appreciate it's none of my business, but public forum and all that.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:16, closed)

Private conversation should have been kept private.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:39, closed)

I genuinely think they're deeply in love with one another. Yet, it's so hard to express.
(Stiltzkin, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:36, closed)