
Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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An english man , scotsman and irish man are sent to prison. When they arrive the guards tell them they can have there cels filled with anyone one thing.
The englishman chooses women , the scotsman chooses whiskey and the irishman chooses fags.
Twenty years pass and they let the englishman out, he leaves followed by a procession of pregant women and children.
The scotsman leaves with his skin completly yellow and he is dying from liver failure.
The irishman leaves with his whole body shaking and his skin a pale white. Before he leaves he turns to a guard and asks "got a light?"
( , Sun 6 Mar 2011, 6:55, 1 reply)

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