Stupid ColleaguesGodwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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I work in the same office as Professor Brian Cox*Bless him he tries, but he's really not the sharpest sandwich in the toolbox.
I couldn't help but laugh when he told me that the universe will only consist of magazines produced by Games Workshop, and copies of a BBC Sci-fi comedy series set aboard a mining vessel.
I keep telling him that as soon as all the suns in the universe have expired, God will hit the 'Reset' button and the big bang will happen all over again like it did the last time.
I'm just not getting through to him.
Moron.
*May contain lies
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
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