Stupid Colleagues
Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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I thought bin men only worked one day a week...
... until I was about seven. And asked someone.
As for the IT-related incompetence, was this recent?
I remember about 10-12 years ago a colleague telling me about a trainee trying to use the mouse by holding it up to the screen when told to "move the cursor upwards".
I thought such fuckwittery had long since been overcome by familiarity with PCs in all walks of life. In fact, my six-year old daughter who has learning difficulties, has grasped the concept of mice & cursors.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, 1 reply)
... until I was about seven. And asked someone.
As for the IT-related incompetence, was this recent?
I remember about 10-12 years ago a colleague telling me about a trainee trying to use the mouse by holding it up to the screen when told to "move the cursor upwards".
I thought such fuckwittery had long since been overcome by familiarity with PCs in all walks of life. In fact, my six-year old daughter who has learning difficulties, has grasped the concept of mice & cursors.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, 1 reply)
Not so sharp
I had an electric pencil sharpener next to my CPU, and when asked what it was told my colleagues it was a pencil drive, and you could store your files on a pencil. They believed it!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 5:43, closed)
I had an electric pencil sharpener next to my CPU, and when asked what it was told my colleagues it was a pencil drive, and you could store your files on a pencil. They believed it!
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