Stupid ColleaguesGodwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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I love lying to children for entertainment.I've instructed each nephew and neice on their fifth birthday that legally they can do whatever they like on their birthday and no one can be cross with them or arrest them.
I'm expecting to reap the rewards of this in about two years time when they start exploring the real world.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:42,
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Alternatively you might get arather nasty smack in the bollocks with a rounders bat.
'uh-uh-uh uncle Vagabond, it's my birthday'.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:44,
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Yeah one of 'em tried that the other day - he's learning karate and wanted to show me some kicks.I floored the fucker with clean left hook and my sister gave ME the third degree!
I dunno - you teach them important life lessons and that happens - talk about can't win for losing.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:53,
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