Go on son, down in one :D
Heard this facade from a local rugby team (might have posted this b4, hopefully not).

One of the larger players from the squad was always full of himself. He'd constantly put the other players down at functions and look at any oppertunity to proove he was more "man" than anyone else. One way he did this was to do the bottle trick.

All this consisted of was him literally shouting "Watch this guys!" and backing an entire bottle of Newkey Brown within about 2/3 seconds. The first few times seemed a small bit impressive, but the lads soon tired of his antics. So they constructed a plan.

After one training session, they waited for the smug one to leave then pulled out a bucket from the corner and took turns to shit and piss into it. Once it was brimming, they took it to a local glass blower (who was one of the player's brother incidentally) and gave him the bucket, a bottle of Newkey Brown and a funnel. He carefully made an incision in the base, emptied the bottle then filled it with the mess from the bucket. A quick bit of filler was applied, and the Pukey Brown was born.

The next function night the team all decide to hit their normal club as per and smug is acting up again. So they smuggle the bottle in and the bet is on.

"Bet you can't do your bottle trick again, you useless shit."
"Yes I can, give me a bottle!" bellows he, much to the delight of the other players.
One of the players brings the Pukey Brown up to him, handing it to him then aptly standing well back.

He takes a deep breathe then sticks his head straight up and downs it. About halfway through he suddenly gags, then aptly drops the bottle and pukes over half the bar, covering it in a thin layer of shit and filth. The stentch was apparently the worst though, which forced the bar to temporarily close while this muck was cleaned up.

He doesn't do the trick anymore.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:11, 2 replies)

that....
is revolting

there's something wrong in the heads of rugby players
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:55, closed)

Rugby players
You think their heads are odd? What about the shape of their balls?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:06, closed)