
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I had to explain to her for a good twenty minutes that I wasn't 'outside', as in out in the open. I was actually a homosexual. Mothers!
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:17, 1 reply)

Excellent!
When my son came out to us, it was a bit of a surprise. I said, erm, gay, how d'you mean?
He said 'Well, I fancy men!'
So I said, 'Hmm, I fancy men too, does that make me a lesbian?'
Didn't go down well.
Gay sons though - every mother should have one.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:51, closed)
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