
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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thats what he told you to kop a feel of Mrs Quors boobies, only would work if you wanted bigger ones but I admire him for trying....I'm going to try it on Mrs Broken Arrow tonight, she's a bit tetchy about her boob size....
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:51, 1 reply)

Oh 'ang on, he's now an ex-science teacher as he's been to prison for sex offences. I'd keep that bit quiet!
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:59, closed)

Telling her where the tip came from might ruin the mood slightly..... ;) I assumed you were joking but is he really in prison, I sometimes find it hard to tell whether people are joking or not on BT3A, when not accopanied by a silly face etc....
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:21, closed)
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