Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Some fucking bumlord once tried to tell methat David Bowie wasn't shit.
I know QOTW has a bad reputation for lie-telling but I swear as God is my witness this is a true story.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:54,
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I understand your pain.My life has been...I can only use the word befouled...with the same horror.
Of course, I responded as any gentleman would. I thrashed the bounder with my cane in disgust, broke the Bowie LP over his head in disgust, and shagged his wife in disgust.
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was she ugly?(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:29, closed)
Actually she looked a lot like David Bowie. Hence the disgust.
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Must have been the same person.There can't be two of them out there, surely?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 23:13,
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I suffer from some kind of social disease....Well, I get treated like I do, because I can't be doing with Queen.
"But Freddie Mercury was such a showman!"
So was Gary Glitter - so what?
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:13,
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