
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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one night, on the piss with a few mates, we decided that munchies were in order. we decided to send the youngest of the group, a 16-year-old girl, to the off-licence. however, the need for laughs was greater than our need for chocolate, so we asked her to get a packet of ovary eggs. suspecting nothing, she toddled off to the shop.
10 minutes later, she returns, almost foaming at the mouth with rage. it seems that after the woman in the shop had finished laughing, she had seen fit to give our gullible chum an impromptu sex education lesson.
oh, how we laughed.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:54, 6 replies)

then we discovered the old "wait till they crash out and shave off their eyebrows" trick.
i'm on my 4th pair!
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:11, closed)

to the sweet shop for a bottle of ultraviolet lemonade
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:12, closed)

I know that there will be wittier and more clever replies this week - but none will make me laugh as much as this.
Klik
( , Sat 20 Mar 2010, 11:03, closed)
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