sex ed
one night, on the piss with a few mates, we decided that munchies were in order. we decided to send the youngest of the group, a 16-year-old girl, to the off-licence. however, the need for laughs was greater than our need for chocolate, so we asked her to get a packet of ovary eggs. suspecting nothing, she toddled off to the shop.
10 minutes later, she returns, almost foaming at the mouth with rage. it seems that after the woman in the shop had finished laughing, she had seen fit to give our gullible chum an impromptu sex education lesson.
oh, how we laughed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:54, 6 replies)

You is cruel
sniggers
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 22:23, closed)

we always used to do things like that
then we discovered the old "wait till they crash out and shave off their eyebrows" trick.
i'm on my 4th pair!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:11, closed)

Cruel
but funny :-)
( Ratsta, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 1:40, closed)

we sent one of the lads
to the sweet shop for a bottle of ultraviolet lemonade
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:12, closed)

2nd Place
I know that there will be wittier and more clever replies this week - but none will make me laugh as much as this.

Klik
(justin(e), Sat 20 Mar 2010, 11:03, closed)

thanks :)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:55, closed)