Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
« Go Back
Phenomenal IgnoranceSome words of advice for my little brother.
It is probably not a good idea to speak to strangers that talk to you in Tesco. Let alone ones that offer you work.
If that work is to move a package, it probably isn't an excellent idea to do that either.
If collecting this package means meeting a stranger in a carpark in Glasgow at midnight, this may also be a clue that it isn't the best of ideas. Doubly so if they are handed to you wrapped in a towel, and it is suggested to you that it would be in your interest not to touch them, this is probably when the alarm bells should have become deafening.
If you are driving a souped up Ford Focus on the main road from one major city to another at 3am with said packages, it is probably best to stay within the national speed limit, to avoid attracting attention.
If the said packages are estimated to be worth £100k, you are a bit of a mug to accept £400 for moving them.
Although you did get markedly more sensible after your arrest, you have still managed to spectacularly fuck your life up, miss your Grandmother's funeral and gain yourself a criminal record because of your spectacular ignorance.
Very well done, you fucking ignoramus.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 20:35, Reply)
« Go Back