Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Chat-up lines.Speaking to two completely oblivious friends:
Girl: So I'm going out to a club with some new guys tonight, and I'm kinda nervous.
Me: It'll be ok, just remember to slap them if they ask you how you like your eggs in the morning.
Girl: **blank look**
Me: You don't know that one..? It's about getting pregnant...
Boy: Ohh, I get it! It means you're already pregnant, right?
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 22:26, Reply)
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