Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I wish I had an excuse for this oneIn a Biology lecture about reproduction:
Teacher: So, how do flowers reproduce?
Rebekah: Budding!
Me: (whispering to Rebekah) Wait, then when a bee pollinates a flower...does that make a baby flower, or a baby bee?
Rebekah: You're not serious...?
Me: No, but seriously...
Rebekah put her head on her desk. John finally answered me.
I wish I had an excuse for being this dumb sometimes.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 22:42,
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