Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Bone of contentionOne of my brother's old friends was a fellow whose father was Chief of Police in Huddersfield for some years before he retired.
This man, a FATHER OF FUCKING FIVE, in whose hands the delicate balance of public order of an entire city had rested, firmly believed until the day he died that the human male had a 'penis bone' that emerged from the body in times of sexual excitement to provide the organ with an erection.
I wish with all my heart that this is a 'Chinny Reck-on' but I am sorry to say that it is 100% true.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 23:33,
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Why else is it called a boner?Durrrrr.
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chinnySorry to nitpick, but cops in Huddersfield are part of West Yorkshire Police - most senior officer in a town (not a city) that size would have been Chief Super at most - we don't have a rank of Chief of Police in UK, more of a US thing. My partner's dad, a very smart guy, was at one point Deputy Chief Constable for West Yorks...
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Funnily enough ...Some other mammal species do have cock bones. The cock bone of a walrus is called an oosik and is much valued by the Eskimos as a weapon and conversation piece.
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