
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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You know the old gag where someone has their glasses up on their head, and they can't remember where they left them?
...they were properly over my eyes when I said this. I don't have particularly good eyesight.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 4:32, 1 reply)

i'd tell you about it but ive misslaid my glasses and can barely see to type...
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:40, closed)
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