Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Speedy PearoastWhilst mum was visiting for a coffee one day years ago...
MUM: The school (she's a teacher) has given me one of those UPS dongles to put stuff on.
ME: You mean a USB stick?
MUM: {giggles} Ah yeah, that's it.
ME: So how big is it?
MUM: {putting hands about 3 inches apart on the table} About that big, give or take.
ME: {Gently headbutting the tabletop} Never mind.
I love her to bits and in her defence she's an excellent teacher, but she can be daft as a brush sometimes.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:07, 2 replies)
big is sizeso the answer is valid and you are a naughty boy
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 13:33, closed)
How...capacious is it, would have been more appropriate.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:42, closed)
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