Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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My mate is EXTREMELY intelligent, but in a rain man kind of way.thus, he commands a six figure salary for his ability to make unix servers do amazing shit, but if you sent him to the shops for a pint of milk, he'd come back three days later with an alpaca and one sock missing.
finest moment was him INSISTING despite our reasoning attempts, that if your head could get through something, the rest could follow. cue a hilarious afternoon spent watching him try to get himself through, and then after one particularly strenuous push, out of, the bottom of a bar stool.
He Also has a habit of punching FAAAR below his weight in the mental stakes when choosing suitabl cum dumpsters (i hesitate to refer to them as girlfriends, or indeed women)
his girl-related finest moment is that the last 2 of his conquests, have BOTH, without prompting, on separate occasions, asked in deadly earnest, if the courts had ACTUALLY hung gary glitter.. the first time, i nearly went purple with rage explaining how we didn't have the death penalty, blah blah civil rights, blah blah.. the second time i laughed so hard i fell off the sofa and had to be patted on the back vigorously to extract the tea from my lungs..
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:58, 2 replies)
"...but if you sent him to the shops for a pint of milk, he'd come back three days later with an alpaca and one sock missing..."*like*
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:41, closed)
Soundslike he needs the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahmbulance.
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 12:50, closed)
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