
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Final night, off my tits on coke and sainsburys basics gin, having just mud wrestled my mate for the entertainment of yellow campsite (methinks this is for another qotw), I was standing next to my mate Swifty, mobile in hand making a call.
S: "SSMTB mate, who are you calling?"
Me "Oh, just my mate Swifty..."
Duh?!
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)
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