
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I thought it was for plugging up holes and scratches in ceilings.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:44, 1 reply)

but I always thought that ceiling wax was for posh types who liked shiny ceilings- that's why Puff the Magic Dragon's friend little Jackie Paper brought him it (to keep his seaside cave nice and shiny)...
I thought this until 19- when I finally got round to checking out the lyrics to the song.
( , Sat 20 Mar 2010, 12:41, closed)
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