Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Ex Co workerTrying to describe a relation:
Him-"Ah he was a distant relation... He's my dads brother from the country"
Us-"Your uncle then."
Explaining burns:
Us-"ya see people can have different degrees of burns"
Him-"Hahaha ya fuckin eijits ya can't measure burns in angles!"
(he's actually gotten drunk and fallen asleep in the sun recieving sun stroke and third degree burns.)
Let a Toyota hilux drive over his foot to see if his safety boots were any good (they weren't).
Ran into a wall to show he wouldn't hurt himself.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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Burns?He's that yellow bloke who owns the power plant, isn't he?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 22:39,
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