Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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My mate had a new girlfriend a few years ago...She was basically expensively educated but very naive about anything as she had led a very sheltered life all her 19 years.
We were out for a curry night where they had a huge buffet of different dishes laid out. Naive girl (I'll call her Gina for that was her name)had never had the joy of curry before and didn't know what all the dishes were.
With a knowing look at my mate I started explaining to Gina "This is the lamb dagger, that's a beef bayonet, the red one is a veal scimitar and this is the pork sword ....etc"
My mate Pete actually snorted Kingfisher lager through his nostrils and joined in on the gag, saying that most girls love to get a lamb dagger inside them and pork sword juices leave an interesting taste in the mouth.
However much we overplayed the gag she still didn't get it although she did get a portion of pork sword later on from Pete.
Oh and by the way, reader he married her...still together 2 kids and 15 years later.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:27, Reply)
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