Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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My dad used to run a pub...Stories of colossal ignorance abound, but this one sticks in my mind:
Mark, one of the regulars was chatting to my dad, and asked him for some advice. He'd just started going out with a black girl, and the relationship was moving towards the point where they wanted to spend some time alone in private.
"The trouble is" he told my dad "My dad will go MAD if I take a black girl home, he's funny like that" (Mark and his dad, as you may realise, were white)
"Well go to her house then" suggested my dad.
Mark spluttered over his pint and exclaimed "I can't do that, coon's houses stink!!"
Classy...
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 19:33, 3 replies)
Is it wrong to laugh at this?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 19:47,
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No, I thought it was a great story :)(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 22:31, closed)
No, as long as you shake your head in mild disbelief at the same time :)(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 22:33, closed)
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