Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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The missus works with one of the most amazingly thick women that has ever existed.This woman, we will call Petra, for that is her name.
Here are her stunning displays of empty-headedness.
1 - Arguing with her husband. He yells at her to stop being so patronising. She replies with, "Yeah? Well stop being so Adrianising!"
She had not heard of the word, and still fails to grasp its concept.
2 - She works in banking support. Someone is put through to her to discuss their childs account. They mention their child is a "minor".
She then flies into a fury, telling them how terrible it is to send their child to mine for coal and how selfish child labour is. Oh yes.
3 - She called the manufacturers of her netbook because they'd built it wrong and it had no disc drive. She was also mentioning ethel cables. She was deadly serious.
4 - She believed, when in a dodgy foreign place, that the tattoo she was getting, with a tattoo gun, would wear off. 15 years later..
5 - When my missus mentioned she had gone to get a couple of ear piercings: "But they're so near your brain!"
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 23:31, 2 replies)
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